Shit. That's just plain sad. You're not even old enough," Dad questions and Ava smiles and just shrugs. Fancy that., What? We never actually dated, did we? Tony asks out of the blue and scrunches his nose. The silence prompts Clint to pry open his eyes. Clint wakes long before Tony, and has time to take a shower and eat breakfast before Tony staggers into his relatively modest living room. It's all right, Tony says and pats his forearm. Danny yells taking a drink and everyone grabs a drink. But I'm still sleepy. He shifts closer, presses more firmly against Clint's back. Evelyn Warner was a nurse during World War 2 working side-by-side with Captain America and Peggy Carter. 196 guests But 6 minutes after I lifted the building off me I had to go fight him again in Mr. Starks plane that crashed with me on it. And it was nice being at MIT as a 15-year-old and constantly being reminded by my clothing that there was someone who cared about me! Tony defended. The game has not ended yet, has it?, Oh no, not by far! Tony says. Never have I ever kept and used screenshots as blackmail, Tony said eyeing Natasha. You have reached the end of "Never Have I Ever". Then Thor throws his head back and laughs, clinks his jug against Tony's bottle and takes a long swig. Given the fact that they were all heroes and grown-up's or teens, the questions were going to be odd but I never thought it would be this odd. Better known as MJ. Maybe this game was fun after all. "no matter what everyone else thinks, you're still a loser" a quote by MJ, (this is a chapter) Gender Fluid Loki and a A/N, "I Have A Son" (dc and marvel crossover)(preview), wASSUP FRICKERS(quick question also,memes), PRIDE MONTH, SOLVES ALL YO PROBLEMS BABY(but without my sadness), the final addition to the "if tony was peters bio dad" gif set(endgame spoilers). Never have I ever been stabbed in the back, Natasha says and takes a pull of her Stoli. But there are two spys with them so they were caught. He'd been grazed when getting out too, but it's nothing big; just nicked in the shoulder by a stray bullet. Mmmmmmm, he says approvingly and wriggles a little. Natasha had her own seat, Clint sitting on the back while cleaning a few of his arrows from his quiver, and was sat sideways across it with her legs hanging over the armrest. This is all my idea. He manages to wrangle Tony out of his clothes without much interruption, only a quiet Make-up sex? that Clint doesn't even bother to address. February 27, 2023 equitable estoppel california No Comments . M're comfrtblll. He doesn't manage the whole word, tongue too tired to bother, but Tony laughs anyway. Why, thank you, Anthony!. These kids are amazing! +. Tony brightens considerably at that. Not that he were in any danger for any of those questions. That was pretty above-average, Orion, and you know it.. Which is, Clint muses, exactly what he is. Bruce Banner/ Hulk Clint's stomach does a weird little tumble that Clint is definitely not going to analyze later, and he folds his arms and keeps his eyes on the screen. No offense, Widow, but you scare the shit out of me.. Requests open again! To no one's shock, Tony, Natasha and Bruce downed a shot each, and they moved onto the next one. I just I guess it comes down to the person, and not their equipment? The last part sounds like a question, one of his 'is this something that makes sense in this century' ones. Clint wonders, in the privacy of his own mind, if Tony actually did choose this game for team bonding and not just to determine the virginity of Captain America. Never have I ever filmed myself or had someone else film me having sex, Rhodey said looking directly at Tony. It's the rules., The rules say that I have to drink if I've done it, Clint says just to piss him off. Nat smirked. Everyone get their drinks ready! There's some bustling as Tony gets various snacks, unceremoniously throwing small packets of Cheetos, popcorn, M&M's and Skittles down onto the floor. I was dirt poor in the great depression. Nice meeting you all." So why can't he get Eleanor's words from the winter dance out of his head? He's not good with relationships. Possibly from Clint. Just leaning against Clint, still swaying. I know, Legolas, Tony huffs. I don't have a lot of previous experience, Stark, but no. Clint groans. It's my choice whether to tell the details or not.. ! Sam cried when Steve took a drink, followed by Bucky, Wanda, Natasha, and Clint. So does Thor. It was, Steve says softly. Yup, Clint says and squeezes Steve harder. This is darker/dirtier than I've written Bucky before, so strap in, y'all. She takes a picture and texts it to her group chat with Eleanor, Fabiola, and Aneesa: our last brain cells, she captions it. Tony sighs and burrows deeper into Clint's skin. Yeah, Im with Vision. Oh, come on, Merida, Tony says in his high-pitched whine that is completely put-on, because although it might seem that way, Tony Stark never begs. I'm training her." Shuffles a little closer to Tony. Y' guys'r all awes'm, he says, happy. Devi Vishwakumar finally has it all. He half wishes Phil were here so Clint could bitch at him about bad cupcake decisions, but their handler is currently in Arizona doing level 7 stuff that Clint is 'not privy to', no matter how good he is at hiding in Phil's ceiling. He knew Sally was lesbian or bi, but with MJ he didn't know. When they meet up in a hallway in the Tower, or watch a movie together while the other Avengers are otherwise occupied. Tony Stark/ Iron Man. Devi eyes one of the sculptures in the garden theyd agreed to meet in, of three people leaning their heads in towards each other until they sort of meld together. When they can't sleep. tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". Peter and Natasha were the only ones to drink. 374 guests Bucky had no idea that he was a werewolf until he escaped hydra with the help of Sam and the avengers, he thought he was alone with being what he was since no one on the team knew what he was until he turned one night and ran to the woods, accept what will happen when someone new to the team is like Includes: Never have I evergone commando, Natasha disclosed. based on the song cardigan by taylor swift.devi tells her daughter the story of the night she met the love of her life. "Never have I ever been awake for longer than 48 hours," Rohdey says and everyone but Aunt May takes a drink. Remind me to take you there one of these days, okay? "I'll explain later" Peter said. Clint stops sleeping in his own bed, for the most part. Never have I ever, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction Disclaimer: the MCU and its characters are not mine. Sally, Seymour and MJ exclaimed; Peter shrugged again, weary of this interrogation. If we ever disagree on missions, please don't piss on my things, Bruce says with a wry smile. Never Have I Ever-Avengers Edition Prompt: After a very tiring mission, the Avengers decide to play "Never Have I Ever" What could happen? Yesh. Only alcoholics use glasses, Tony huffs and grabs a bag of M&M's. AU: Devi and Paxton never broke up, and Devi and Des are just friends. They had just won another championship, a regionals this time. Tony, stop being judgemental. We're starting. He sleeps around a lot. Tony's face is still flushed, his chest pink with exertion against the Tesseract-blue of his arc reactor. How are you with spanking, though?. And it was for science, Bruce says to Steve, if you wondered. "That is no excuse mister!" What Clint doesn't expect is for Thor and Bruce to drink; the first with his usual vigor, the latter with his eyes on the floor and color high in his cheeks. He rolls his bottle slowly between his fingers. #natasharomanoff He looks up at Clint when he comes; grins. Her locks dangle. He looks up at the clock. So I miss the sex.. Bucky/ The Winter Soldier He ignores the sulking genius and watches Lindsay decide on a red velvet. Yeah, no real surprise there, Clint sounded almost disappointed. 's been an awes'me night. He grimaces. What if they asked about being robbed? tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (245), Paxton Hall-Yoshida/Devi Vishwakumar (184), Paxton Hall-Yoshida & Devi Vishwakumar (54), Fabiola Torres & Devi Vishwakumar & Eleanor Wong (28), Devi Vishwakumar & Nalini Vishwakumar (18), Fabiola Torres & Devi Vishwakumar & Eleanor Wong, Indian moms are overprotective towards sons, Paxton Hall-Yoshida & Rebecca Hall-Yoshida, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Ben Gross & Devi Vishwakumar & Original Character(s), "Nothing shakespeare couldn't turn into a really good play", fabiola and aneesa are together and in love because I say so, this is also lowkey a trent and eleanor fic because I love them, ben and devi are stubborn idiots and we love them, this is only ging to be sort of faithful to the play cause i do what i want, Picture Perfect Shiny Family (Holiday Peppermint Candy), this fic has 3 chapters but spans many years, howard will be in chapter 3 a LOT so im hyped about that, note: Devi only appears over text messages, Welcome to New York (It's Been Waiting for You), written for author's self-satisfaction and mental health, Everyone is awesome but I still ship Ben & Devi I'm sorry, Make the Friendship Bracelets (Take the Moment and Taste It), and i thought huh. Come on, that one was obvious, Clint complained. But you can say something you have done like, 'never have I ever eaten a cheeseburger' it just means that you have to drink, like everyone else who has done that particular thing.. "Never ever have I accidentally bent metal," Rohdey says and I laugh and take a gulp along with . Tony asked again, barely containing his laughter at the kids discomfort. So if I don't want to that's not, There's something called asexuality as well, Bruce says. Clint is an affectionate drunk, Natasha says, amusement and exasperation coloring her tone. "Because the morning after we woke up in random places half-naked, we all swore that we would never smoke marijuana ever again," Luke says and this makes everyone in the junior team nod and the rest shift around. "Okay okay, never have I ever not went to midtown high school" Clint said, taking a shot. Yes, Barton, I know you love me. But her voice is warm. Maybe it won't be as bad this time, Natasha muses. Cindy had already said something, and some people put down their thumb, but he hadn't heard her. Tony stood up exasperated lay and put up his fists. Natasha doesn't say 'I told you so' and he appreciates it, truly does, especially since she's well entitled to because fuck. #marvel "Tonight we were supposed to go out for a birthday dinner but he forgot and we are going to be late. Clint can't help but laugh. It's blueberry, his favorite. Okay? She was the one to offer the cursed game. I'll be updating Solangelo At Hogwarts before the end of today, hopefully close after this is up unless the art isn't attached. JARVIS, the traitor, Tony mutters and stares at the floor. You're a whiner, Tony mutters and shifts; squirms to get comfortable. Never have I ever gone to a sex club, Clint said blandly. Danny, Luke, Ava, Nova, Aunt Nat, Mom, Dad, Uncle Clint, Uncle Thor, Uncle Sam, Uncle Rohdey, Uncle Bucky, Uncle Steve, Uncle Bruce, Uncle Loki, Wanda, Vision, Scott, T'challa, Shuri, and Aunt May. Yes? Because this is still a terrible idea, okay? Shit like that., Yes, Clint is right, Steve says seriously. But this year they decided on vodka never have I ever. Then I limped home" Peter explained. Peter shrugged, it bunches weird in the suit. Fare thee well, good Banner, Thor slurs, whose Asgardian-ness is even more pronounced now that he's drunk. "Shit babe sorry." Mostly because Im messy and spill, Peter mused. Steve makes another squeaky sound, but less panicked this time, and Clint leans his head on the Captain's shoulder and presses their cheeks together. Vague snorts from the rest of the team. "Never have I ever gotten a tattoo," Steve says and Ava, Luke, Nova, Danny, Bucky, Scott, and I take a drink. Tony is a terrible influence on everything ever. Never have I ever been in more than a hundred countries. He takes a sip of Bailey's, and Clint, Natasha and Tony follow his lead. His eyes are fond. Otherwise, all bets are off. And don't use the classified information clause to chicken out when the questions start to get interesting. Tony glares at each and every one in turn, except for Thor, because TMI has always been a bigger problem than the opposite when it comes to him. Did we make up? Tony asks, his whole face scrunched up in confusion and an attempt to remember yesterday. I live with my father in our bakery, my mother died when I was young, I've been plagued with horrific nightmares since I was little, and apart from my father, I've always been alone. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Clint flips him the bird without looking at him. A hand settles on Clint's hip, but doesn't move further. Tony purses his lips. Peter staired Stark directly in the eyes, slowly raising his glass and finished his drink, keeping a blank the entire time. Tony and Clint fall over laughing, and even Natasha snorts, but it's a fond sound. a short fic wherein our favorite sherman oaks students play never have i ever. And that's how I started my journey to become to almighty me!" The Avengers get together to play "never have I ever" and some people seem to be determined to shock everyone, and some just want to pick on Tony for his partying past. 52: Jessica Jones [03] . Once Clint is in bed, Tony makes a quiet, questioning noise and actually rolls over to plant his face firmly in the crook of Clint's neck. The fuck, Clint? He knows hers, too. Please tell me you're awake, Barton. The other teenagers smiled too, not in a 'you are so stupid' way, but how one might discover a new fun fact, like how Ned discovered Peter HATED peppermint with a passion. After a long mission in Russia, consisting of the entire team taking down a Hydra wannabe, the Avengers sat down in the lounging area to relax. Oh yeaaah. permission from the author is required to publish them elsewhere. Tony and Clint share a look. hey guys i wanna tell you something + a snippet of something im writing, I Guess I've Got A lot Of Explaining To Do. What starts out a little desperate turns languid, relaxed, comfortable. Clint wonders if Tony and Bruce slept together. Yeah? Clint says and picks up one of the acidic arrows; a prototype he's testing for Tony. Ok, so, never have I everperformed a strip tease, Steve said, moving the game forward. But then, the Peter Parker part of him, the ever so honest part, didn't really want to lie. You know Thor loves any and all things that combine alcohol, trading stories, and the ability to learn more about 'Midgardian customs'. He laughs, and gives Peter a devilish grin. But it'd be nice if you didn't prove my abandonment and trust issues wrong but high-tailing out of here. Ben Gross was used to being people's second choice. Kidding?, No no, Tony says, sounding far away, shaking his head slowly. That's pretty much it. He thinks for a moment. I ran away from the foster care system and lived on the streets for a while before joining the circus. So when I was first turned immortal, this guy name Francis locked me in this thing so I set it on fire. He's also not going to reflect on where Tony has learned about shipping. Hope you enjoy and none of the art which I use here belongs to me, so credits to the respective artists or uploaders :). 332 guests So be warned these are different than canon. Can she rely on everyone she knows to help her get through this? #spiderson Howard Gross takes his son to New York City when he is a child. I thought we'd made up.. ", No one complained, if they said she couldn't pass then they'd be there all year. "C'mon, (y/n). She has a huge crush on a boy named Peter and hopes he likes her back, shes gets bullied by Liz who keeps it suttle so she doesnt get yelled at. Betty and Ned were sitting close, hands almost touching on the floor, their bodies leaning a bit towards one another. Nah, you heard Steve. "When have you ever driven? "When did it happen?". Clint's nightmares come back, although they never really left, it was just a lot easier to forget about them with a warm body close by. I was way too early to be awake on a lazy Sunday. "What! Okay, that's it, Clint says, because seriously, the guy looks like a puppy. Goddamn it, Tony, Bruce sighs. Most of the bottle's gone by now, so yeah, he's gonna have a shit day tomorrow. "Everyone has a hand, so five fingers, and after those, you have to take a shot for every time you have ever done the mentioned thing. Haaah, he says into her shoulder, curled up close to her side, with an arm resting on her waist. Includes: Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Peter Parker, Thor, T'challa, Scott Lang, Rhodey, Clint Barton, Pietro Maximoff, Sam Wilson, Bruce Banner, Stephen Strange a Abby Romanoff is a normal girl, well as normal as any kid would be if their parent was Black Widow. They're all pretty smashed at this point, save for Bruce (who's going easy on the good stuff) and Cap (whose ridiculous metabolism has already blown through all the alcohol he's consumed, rendering him annoyingly sober, in Clint's opinion), but Natasha doesn't lose all her composure and walls when she's drunk, unlike other people. There they used the Reality Stone to change one little detail. He gets one; a low, quiet moan and a shift of the body pressed against him. Right, Tony says and drapes himself over Clint. It's important to establish routines. He nods faux-seriously. He's half-sleeping on Clint now, half beside him, and Clint doesn't bother to push him off. Never have I ever gotten drunk before 11am.". Wha- Clint? Steve squeaks, like he thinks Clint will assault him or something. Yet, here she was wide awake with a pain in her back, her baby doing what felt like flips and her stomach growling. Stopping now., Clint doesn't know if Tony means that he'll stop talking or stop running, but the guy trails off, so Clint gets a part-answer. Yeah, well, I didn't listen back then either, did I? Clint points out. You didn't wake me up? Clint manages around a yawn and presses into Tony's warm hands. And today, he saw Jessica at school too, so he was ecstatic about that too. Demisexuals only feel sexual attraction to people they have a strong emotional connection to. Nah, stay here. 'solutely., Her mouth curls. "In Freshman year at Midtown, when I first became Spidey, I met MJ in class. Michelle was even prepared to get the bells from her own room. JARVIS won't be there to pick you up if you start choking on your own vomit.. The hotel room, which had been quite nosy before, was now completely silent. Mmm. Oh, yeah! Okay, and you two are you two, right? he says and turns to Clint and Natasha. It's huge and looks delicious, even if Clint hasn't slept in here before, and he wrestles out of his clothes before flopping onto the bed, naked as hell. Natasha was pouring out shots of vodka, a new bottle she had 'found' while away, and Tony was looking around under the bar for a non-alcoholic drink to give to Peter. Please stop talking, Steve says, calm even if the tips of his ears are tinged pink. (Blame his spider-side). Annnnnd he chews and looks thoughtful, even though they all know it's a bluff. this one's for my catty's perpetual nhie rewatch girlies. Got a hangover, Clint says, but he pushes into it when the hand moves to trail up and down his thigh, slowly, languidly. Ok, never have I ever dined and dashed, Peter decided to start out with a relatively tame non-confession. No chickening out, Barton, Tony says as he flops down between Clint and Thor. Never Have I Ever. NOAH PARKER AND HIS SUPER BROTHER [+ A/N ABOUT REQUESTS], BROKEN LIGHT BULBS, MIDNIGHT WALKS AND GUNS, PETER'S MOST HATED TEACHER [TRIGGER WARNING], DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU [HALLOWEEN SPECIAL], QUEENS TEENAGE DETECTIVES: THE UNFORTUNATE ENCORE, HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS [SHORT CHRISTMAS SPECIAL], GAMES, MASKS, AND RECALLS TO THE PAST [REQUESTED PART TWO], BODY SNATCHERS, LOKI, AND TEENAGERS IN SPACE (WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG), "STOP SENDING CHILDREN TO FIGHT YOUR WARS", QUEEN'S TEENAGE DETECTIVES: BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER. "Never Have I Ever had a girlfriend." Said Sam. There is a mentioning of an injury, but it is not too descriptive. Ey! There's one problem. Damn, I was so sure, Tony says and taps his finger against his chin. Are you trying to get a full set or something? Clint asks, because it's pretty obvious that Thor and Bruce haven't tangoed, and he knows Natasha hasn't slept with any of them aside from Clint, of course, but that's years ago now. Yeah, well that is what I am thinking right now. That is a fine name, indeed, Thor muses. After another moment of the Captain being stiff and awkward, Steve's posture relaxes and his arms come up around Clint's waist. Paxton dealing with the break-up in season 3. That in itself wouldn't be such a huge deal, because ideas are ideas and can be contained as long as they stay that way. Nat does that weird thing when her gaze doesn't waver, but it still feels like she's rolling her eyes at them. Dad questions and I flush. And no.. Clint starts sneaking into Natasha's room again, and she usually lets him curl up with her, because she knows what horrors lurk in his subconscious. Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle and Peter are both obnoxious to their Feelings. Home again by CadenceIX, a good post endgame story with a less than ideal situation for peter as his friends have all aged up. Steve, Bucky, Tony, Peter, and Clint all drank. #brucebanner A small part of his mind had noticed how neither Sally nor MJ had put down their fingers. Me? Clint looks over at him. I too find it welcoming, the physical affection of my shield brothers be it erotic or not. He turns to Steve, and suddenly looks really serious. "Huh, next," I say and take a drink for fun. He curls around Clint, who goes mellow at once. Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. Traitor, Clint mumbles, but doesn't disentangle especially not when Steve laughs, quiet and warm. Its called being undercover. Although, a small and mean voice in his head points out, Tony's bedded half the team already, and neither Bruce nor Thor seem to have any trouble hanging out with him. We all sit down in the living room and wait for Danny to take charge even if I was the leader of the junior team and Uncle Steve was the leader of the seniorteam. "How do I know that?" "I will get the bells. "Well, I was trying to make it so Uncle Steve and Uncle Bucky could get drunk or like it and I needed to test it out on someone with a super metabolism so I used myself. Dad yells and I shake my head. Clint doesn't give him one, so Tony rolls over onto his side on the couch, like a little kid. Tell me; when exactly did I become the reasonable grown-up of the two of us? as well as He struts, like a fucking rooster, and Clint rolls his eyes. Never have I ever ooh, wait, question.. I could send you some info about demisexuality? Bruce asks gently, his hand still lingering on Steve's shoulder. It doesn't even bother him much, now that he's back home and out of Medical. I say putting my hands in the air defensive. Tony snorts. Peed in a suit., Oh, come on, Tony whines. He stays like that for another minute, listening to Steve's calm heartbeat against his own chest, before he disentangles, stands up and goes back to his pillows, ruffling Steve's hair on the way.